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100 facts about yours truely... Sunday, Aug. 25, 2002 - 9:19 pm hello world o mastubationist- im gonna make a list. whoa, freaking noise. anywho. im gonna make a list of 100 facts about anything that has to do with my life. i dunno why. im just bored. okay, here we go. 1. i have a first, middle, and last name. 2. i need to pee right now. 3. i have a dog named maxie-pad. 4. my feet are size 10 and cold. 5. i am female. 6. i wanna go to las vegas some day ::sigh::. 7. i have the most awsomest friends ever (you know who you are.). 8. i am living the single's life. 9. this is harder than i thought it would be. 10. woohoo, i've done 10 percent of this god forsaken list. 11. this is courtney's number. numbero eleveno. 12. there is a box of snack crackers up here. 13. i before e, except after c. i before e, except after c. i before e, excpet after c... 14. the wizard of oz is the freaking greatest movie ever. 15. i wanna be hipnotized one of these days. 16. i cant spell worth crap. 17. this blows. 18. my hair is artificually curled. 19. i wanna dye my hair again. god, that was great. 20. it is 9:32 pm. 21. the terroriest got to me: no ridey in el airplaneo. 22. zero hour sucks. 23. blink 182 is super fly. 24. i wanna have esp. that would kick bum. 25. i hate hypocrites. im a good christian girl...fukc, fukc, fukc. 26. i am a poser. 27. how can hell freeze over? 28. im getting cold again. 29. i miss talking to hobby buggins, former hobbit. 30. courtney misses grant. 31. kim is hott. 32. there is this one lesbian that i dislike, greatly. 33. "animal crackers in my soup"..what the hell? who puts ANIMAL crakcers in their SOUP? poor animals.. 34. now that i think about it, alaska must really suck during winter time. 35. high, med, or low? hmm. thats a toughy. 36. i have no desire to have a dildo. 37. i like clicky pens. they kick bum. 38. new word: bumcicle. 39. school sucks. do you agree? 40. sean biggerstaff and/or jimmy fallon can rape me adn ill be happy. lets just pretend i am going unwillingly... 41. d is a hottie. 42. well, we're just moving right along, now arent we. 43. i am away. 44. i am wearing my CSI shirt tomorrow. i cant wait. 45. tis 9:40 and i am awfully tired. 46. i need to make this list more interesting. how? 47. ::still pondering number 46::. 48. i like to put periods after every sentence. 49. PMS sucks ass. 50. why would you want to be a prostitue? just do it yourself. 51. crystal is hot. (woohoo, half way around the world and still digging). 52. and i quote.."be a man, use your hand". haha, yeah. thats a good one. 53. i should call someone and start making sexual-like sounds. 54. ew, buggy. 55. i like the color blue. 56. rain sucks. 57. ohh! itch! must scratch. 58. marylin manson scares me. i think he just might be the anti-christ. 59. speaking of which, i didnt go to church today. shame on me. 60. wooohooo, i got new wizard of oz stuff. i am happy. 61. i havent typed much more of the thesaurus here lately. crap. i need to. 62. hmm, i should take a shower. 63. my hair is so thick. arg. 64. i wonder what it is like to be a dog? 65. whoa, i needa brush my teeth. 66. did you know gum stimulates bad breath? (thank you The View). 67. i miss summer. 68. spounge bob is so cool. patrick is stupid. stupid faggot. 69. ew, this is trey winkles number. he is going out (i think) with brittney barnes. 70. wow. just like butter, im on a roll. 71. kfc has good mshed potatoes and biscuts. 72. its getting hot in here. 73. www.groups.yahoo.com/group/everythingoz. cool club to join if you are a wizard of oz fan. 74. chess master. reminds me of stair master. reminds me of stair way to heaven. 75. i wanna live in florida. holy crap. i love it there. 76. new york would be nice too. 77. britney spears is a ho. not a hoe-gardening tool- but a ho. 78. damn typos. 79. i love writing in my diary. although sometimes, i got to my little diary neglect stages. sorry for all of those. 80. i hear a truck outside. i wander whos it is. its kinda annoying. 81. kim is online. 82. wow, like 12 more left and im done. i think 12. 83. ::gasp:: im a loser. ::sniffle:: 84. i'd like a tissue. ::sniffle, sniffle:: 85. oh yeah. i love toilet paper. that is the best freaking invention ever. holy crap. 86. weeeeeeeeeeeee. 87. i wanna go on a roler coaster. 88. god, i need a boyfriend. 89. rap music sucks. 90. woohoo, almost done. 91. bedazzled is a funny movie. 92. and is miss congeniality. 93. ack!! attack of the killer pimples..on my face! this blows. 94. i should wear some clothes. 95. the 80's sucked. 96. damn fly keeps landing on my arm. ack. 97. ...and the monitor. 98. its 10:01..must amke a wish. damn!! i was right in the middle of it and it changed to 10:02. screw it. 99. ::sigh:: the last double digit. 100. HAPPY NEW YEAR. some-chick-that-has-stayed-up-past-her-bed-time- j-e-double s-i-c-a holy crap. the phone is ringing.
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